7 billion people, 14 billion ass cheeks
so i was wondering why my parents are always so disappointed in me, and then i realized
here’s my sister:
here’s my other sister:
and here’s me
bedhead game so strong you be wakin up lookin like an anime protagonist
*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*
see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it
See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.
Keep quiet back there im trying to get an education
I cant stop taking pictures of myself. Ff
its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.
mY SKIN IS WHITE???
I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??
cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!
A flexible rapier made during the 19th century in Toledo, Spain.
I’d wear it as a crown and slit the throat of any man who tried to touch me.
I never knew how true and realistic and non-exaggerated this episode was until I went to college.